Todd Chrisley Says He Was an Escort at 18, plus Khloe's Man Buffet

0:05James Maas Welcome back. I'm your host, James Mars. It is Friday, October 30. Here's the skinny. She would like to tell you that she has a new look.

0:13James Maas She had, like, that big change when she was on the Wicked... Well, on the Wicked. On Wicked, and she was with Cynthia Erivo. I feel like that whole thing really turned her tone into, like, black and white kind of. But she's going to be in the new fucker in lore.

0:29James Maas Obviously, she doesn't have the ponytail anymore, which she retired quite a while ago. I'm into it. I'm into it for one reason. I think that she was a little bit too... What was she?

0:40James Maas When she was, like, a little bit r and b, a little bit high ponytail. It was very much like my black eyebrows that I used to dye, and they were horrible. Oh, I used to dye my hair black too. It was like, I wanted to be Italian. It just doesn't work.

0:52James Maas I think that she should keep a middle section, like, of not too dark because it does wash her out, and now she doesn't tan anymore. But thank god she's not doing blackface. Also, Vicky on Watch What Happens Live last night. Oh my god. Okay.

1:04James Maas So Tamara Judge had tweeted out that just because I wasn't in season one doesn't mean I'm not an OG. And so they had a vote on it. Andy Cohen had, you know, had them hold some paddles up. Vicky said no. She shouldn't be classed as that, and that is so Vicky coded.

1:16James Maas I mean, she is so negative this season. Lately, it has been a little bit too self indulgent in the, like, I don't even know how to socialize anymore. Everyone, you know, doesn't work enough jobs. I'm questioning Carmella's job and what she does because she's jealous of her. If you watch this show, you know.

1:32James Maas But I am not here for it. I think she should. Give Tamara her flowers, and she's given us more drama than any of the housewives combined. Okay? And literally, Tamara, I go back and forth with, but she gives us great TV.

1:44James Maas I wanted to grow her hair a little bit longer, but she doesn't care about me. A great grandma just joined OnlyFans at 72. She's a mother of eight. Oh my god. You should see the picture of this woman.

1:56James Maas Take a look. Okay. So this lady, she actually looks really good. If I'm 72, I wanna look like that. Okay?

2:01James Maas So her and her husband used to swing years ago, then they had the eight kids. Now they're getting back into it. They started filming content for themselves, and you think no one wants to see grandma's pussy. Remember, that Samantha line where she's like... She got her first gray on Sex and the City, and she was like, no one wants to fuck grandma's pussy.

2:17James Maas Well, apparently, they do because she has a whole bunch of subscribers now on OnlyFans and her own adult website. And, I mean, I am just so interested to see what her friends and kids think of it, but I'm glad she doesn't care because she has the best retirement plan of all now. Fuck your husband. Fuck a bunch of guys. Fuck everyone.

2:35James Maas And the comment section, I went straight to it, and there are guys that are into it. So let's hope that I'm a 70 year old grandma one day that is getting some good old young d on my OnlyFans. Actually, you know what? I would like that for me a lot. Go, grandma.

2:49James Maas Hope you're having the best day. Get it, girl. Todd Chrisley just revealed that he was an escort at 18. That's a stretch. He had sex with one woman.

2:57James Maas Okay. So I watched the clips this morning. He had revealed that he used to work in this restaurant when he first came to town in Marina Del Rey, which is actually a swingers town back in the day. So that's kind of so funny that that happened there. Anyway, Todd Chrisley, don't...

3:09James Maas We we still don't believe you're not gay. Okay? I know you went to jail. Oh, actually, I'm surprised you didn't wanna go back to jail. Sorry.

3:17James Maas But him and his wife, I mean, total beard situation. I'm sorry. I'm a little bit c u n t this morning, but I just feel like I like him. I think he's fun. But, I mean, these people from, you know, Southern Charm, and they're all proper.

3:30James Maas And he literally was just revealing this morning... I'm gonna say it was a man. But he actually... So he's working at this restaurant. He gets, an $800 tip from this lady, and then he leaves the restaurant after.

3:42James Maas This is back in, I think it was nineteen eighty something, and he goes back after he's leaving his shift and she's out there in a limousine and says, I'll take you home. And he said it was very quick, which makes me believe if he remembers nuances like that, that it was real. But the woman part, I'm still... Maybe he was still questioning his his sexuality back then. Allegedly.

4:02James Maas Everything's allegedly. Sorry, Todd. Oh, this show is bringing out the worst in me. Khloe Kardashian has just put in her order at the man buffet, and she does not want a micro penis, and she just wants him to be friendly towards nip and tux. Okay.

4:15James Maas Don't we all? Okay. We have to do things to keep ourselves hot, and it doesn't actually matter what Khloe looks like, because I think we can all agree she has the best personality out of any of them. Khloe Money can always get it, and she has had a bad run. I mean, that's one thing I'll say about Khloe Money.

4:28James Maas She might be the favorite friend in my head, but she's the worst at picking guys. I mean, look at the roster. Jesus Christ. Poor girl. You know what, Khloe?

4:36James Maas Hit me up. We need to be friends, because I also have bad taste in men. Halle Berry and her ex husband, Oliver Martinez, legal battle explained. Okay. So I read this this morning.

4:45James Maas She just had it overturned. You remember her kid was ratting her out? Her husband's turning her against the kid, then the kid released that horrible photo of her. Jesus. I would literally have him emancipated just for releasing that photo, but she has turned it over.

4:58James Maas This is actually heartbreaking because can you imagine your own child contributing towards your father's restraining order? And then turns out, I mean, the courts, if they get it right, she was right all along. And this has just been a whole big smear campaign. And, honestly, after that photo came out, I was like, oh, I wonder if she is a abuser mom, allegedly. So I'm sorry that happened to you, Halle Berry.

5:19James Maas You are still the hot bond girl in my mind, and you will persevere and thrive. I am so sorry. You know? Kids don't know what they're doing, and parents do fucked up shit to twist them all the time. So just keep moving forward.

5:32James Maas Love you kids, and love you, Hallie. So Patrick Stewart has died at 86. This beautiful man, he was in Star Trek, X Men. He's a legend. Stars like Hugh Jackman, William Shatner have all led tributes.

5:46James Maas Patrick Stewart, I'm sure there's more to come out. My heart is with his family. Apparently, he died peacefully surrounded by loved ones and music, so that's the beautiful part of it. And it will be nice to see his legacy honored and all of the outpouring of love. And, yeah, never an easy time, especially when there's kids, involved and families that love him dearly.

6:07James Maas I mean, you never hear a bad thing about that guy, so what a great man. Jenna Ortega wants distance from Wednesday. Alright. So next, Giselle Stouse and G Flip update. Oh my god.

6:19James Maas We had a tip-off on our daily skinny site, which allowed us to have some intel on who was actually the nightmare. Remember yesterday how I said either Giselle is a nightmare or G Flip has drunk too much Kool Aid? Guess what? Allegedly, Grizzelle is a nightmare and allegedly was very abusive in their relationship. Someone that worked on one of their shows had come to me and said that G Flip is actually lovely and very nurturing and very sweet to work with, be around, and was very sweet to Giselle.

6:51James Maas So G Flip is the nice one. And when I said either she's a nightmare, she is a nightmare, this is why the relationship fell apart. And that's why, you know, ultimately, I was a little shallow yesterday when I said, why would she leave this hot piece of a? Okay. She left her because she's not that nice.

7:07James Maas And good luck to you, g Flip, because I hope that you get out of there as soon as possible. Do not return her texts, and leave that lady alone. There will be a good life for you out there, g Flip. And now you're here. And you know what?

7:20James Maas An extra little tidbit was is that she was looking for a green card, and that's why they did put this all together. Although they haven't been together long enough for it. But it was very common knowledge out there that she wanted to work here for her music, and that she wasn't allowed to do that. She didn't get approved for an o one visa, I guess. But, anyway, she will be now.

7:39James Maas She's all over the press. I'm sure she has great music. Onwards and upwards to you, gal, but I could not believe it. Steaming hot tea. You heard it here first.

7:47James Maas Yeah. Heidi Klum, girl. Oh my god. Tomorrow is Halloween. What is Heidi Klum gonna be?

7:53James Maas I need guesses in the comment section this afternoon. We need to see what she's gonna be. I'm gonna pull up some of her iconic looks. This is so interesting to me because she's so hot. She just said to herself one day, I'm sick of people oogling my goodies.

8:05James Maas I wanna be able to be a worm, or I wanna be something disgusting. I wanna be the fucking Gotham character. I mean, what the hell? These are so ugly. Literally goes against every gay fiber of my being, which says that you should dress up as sluttly as you possibly can so you can not be judged for it, but also just, like, have your ass cheeks out and girls have their nunas out.

8:26James Maas That 80 year old grandmother just joined OnlyFans, she's probably out there showing off her cooch. But Heidi Klum has been hot for so long. This is like... We should do studies on this. Heidi Klum has been hot for so long that this is her one night off a year.

8:38James Maas She a night off to her is sitting in prosthetics for, like, twenty something hours while people plaster her face to look as ugly as humanly possible just so she can get a break. I mean, girl, I want those problems. Anyway, let's take a quick look at some of her iconic looks. She was a worm, iconically. Look at that.

8:58James Maas That was my favorite. I loved the worm because she did look like a worm. I mean, look at that little tiny face even when she was chatting. I mean, that was so hard. She's probably got piss and shit all inside that worm because, like, how's she going to the bathroom?

9:10James Maas That that could be kind of fun, although it'd stink. Okay. So, anyway, then we've got this one in 2023. She was a peacock. That was beautiful.

9:17James Maas I mean, it was her and a whole bunch of other people, so a little hard to just call that her. She was basically... That was probably the easiest year for her. It was gorgeous, though, how they, like, you know, assembled into her wings. She was amazing.

9:30James Maas And then she was ET. Now that was just kind of the funniest. Like, would giggle at that one because it was ridiculous, and she looked so good. I mean, the pain that she goes through to get into these. What was one last one I can give you that was kind of a favorite of mine?

9:44James Maas Oh, yep. Don't ever be that Gotham one. Like, what the fuck is that? You got pipes coming out of your titties. You got a chastity belt on.

9:51James Maas You've got all these, like, oh, like the human organs and stuff. Jesus Christ. Christ. I wonder if someone's into that. Maybe people like dendrophilia.

10:00James Maas Anyway, alright. Have a great day, guys. I was so fucking tired today, but I had fun with you. That's the main thing. Go and subscribe to all of the channels right now or else I will find you...

10:10James Maas Happy Halloween.