Jennifer Lawrence Confirms a Boob Job, plus Kevin Jonas's Oops Selfie

0:04James Maas Hey, skinny bitches. It's our first episode ever. I am so excited. It's our first episode. It is Wednesday, October 28.

0:14James Maas I'm your host, James Mars, and here's the skinny. Well, Lisa Rinna has just been cast in an Off Broadway play and a bunch of other housewives that we love. Dolores got a job. Dolores got a job. Okay.

0:25James Maas She did, though. It's an Off Broadway play. I mean, where can we put them really? But we love it. Still, Off Broadway is cool.

0:30James Maas We love that. I'm looking at a playbill right now, and guess who's confirmed? Phaedra Parks, Stacey Roosh. I don't know who she is, but she's hot. But Dolores and Lisa Rinna.

0:39James Maas And Phaedra. I mean Phaedra. She's gonna be the star, I feel like. Who do you think's the biggest star? Lisa Rinna or Phaedra Parks at this point?

0:46James Maas Because she's been having a run. Keke Palmer just fired her stylist. I don't think she just fired him, but it definitely, was discussed recently when Laura Roach revealed why she fired him, and it was so cute. He was actually pretty cool about it, and the fact that he showed the real reason. He's currently very famous for styling, Zendaya and does a great job of that.

1:05James Maas He did Kris Kat, Kim Kardashian the other night. And now he revealed that Keke Palmer said, you may be the best stylist in the world, but you are not the best stylist for me, and he couldn't get it right. He admitted that he couldn't get it right.

1:18Guest I thought it was

1:18James Maas big of him. He's usually pretty up his own ass, but I kinda like it. He's, like, so t because he's becoming this character that I love to watch because he is just unapologetic. And I just... I really kinda love that at the moment.

1:30James Maas I love to see him have a moment because stylists don't usually get, like, such a big moment like that unless they are behind a big brand. But... So I think he's worked with a lot of collaborative partners that are very generous, with giving their spotlight to him, which is great. And I love that they famously fought on one of those singing shows too where Kiki was like, Lord, you're just tired. Like, you can tell they have, like, a little bit of tension.

1:51James Maas I love Kiki Palmer. She's, like, up there with... K. Ideal blunt rotation is Kiki Palmer and Jennifer Lawrence together and Amy Schumer. Oh my god.

1:59James Maas Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, but then I'd wanna add in Jennifer Aniston. Anyway, I love that story. Okay. So Laura Roach, keep crushing, keep being honest, and I love you, Kiki Palmer.

2:08James Maas So Jennifer Lawrence, my favorite gal in my head, friend in my head. I love you, Jennifer Lawrence. She's been cleaning up. She just did the Call Her Daddy podcast. I have to see the episode.

2:17James Maas I'll report on it tomorrow once I watch the full thing. But she wants to be a sexy mom. You know how she's doing She got her tits lifted. See, she could be watching The Skinny and getting her tits lifted. This lifts your tits, brushes your teeth, and all of that that I said in the promo the other day.

2:31James Maas But Jennifer Lawrence can do no wrong. So she confirmed she got a boob job, after her second son, and plans future facelift, and she wants it done before the nude scenes in Scorsese's What Happens at Night. So this is fun. She was actually just confirmed as well for, to reprise her role as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games, which she's really excited about. It's all the same people back.

2:52James Maas Super excited for that one. I love that. What's that song? Are you are you coming for the... Whatever it was.

2:58James Maas I love that. Like, I actually was a fan of that song from The Hunger Games where I had it on my playlist, and I just have it rotating because it's her only song. Anyway, I am a fan. I'm also a fan of her lifted up tits because you gotta do what makes you feel good, Jen, and I just want you to do that. Are you friends with Jennifer Aniston?

3:14James Maas Because I feel like you guys could be really cool together. Also, any mom that wants to do a facelift or a tit job, anyone for that matter, actually, see a therapist first. If it checks out, go get whatever the hell you want done because there's a lot of modern medical, innovation now, and I just want everyone to feel good about themselves. I mean, look at my face. Don't comment in the comment section me.

3:37James Maas Chris Harrison. Oh, he got a cease and desist. Chris Harrison is the guy that famously got kicked off The Bachelor. Bachelor Nation is so huge. I can't believe they didn't try and save him, or maybe they did.

3:47James Maas But anyway, he got a cease and desist because they're comparing his new show... He was comparing his new show to The Bachelor. I understand that. They've been very sneaky with their advertising, so they've been, like, you know, advertising on the network where The Bachelor was for his new show, and now he's comparing it to The Bachelor. I mean, that's a little bit too much.

4:04James Maas Chris, you might have to calm down. Check yourself before you wreck yourself for your new show. Chris. Also, is he gay? Because he's kinda cute.

4:12James Maas Kevin Jonas. This was a fun one. Kevin Jonas. Okay. They're all on this podcast together.

4:16James Maas It might be their own podcast, but he took a photo, sent it to the family group chat, and his dick was in it. He didn't realize his dick was in it. I'll tell you why. So the other brother was explaining, I think it was, like, Joe or one of them, that he took the photo. He didn't realize because he was taking a mirror selfie, but the way his bathroom mirrors are set up is there's all of these mirrors under at the bottom.

4:35James Maas Like, so while he was looking at his face and his waist was cut in half, it actually showed from the reflection of the other mirrors that there was a full on dick in it. And he sent it to the entire family thinking it was a really cute morning selfie, but it was more of a morning wood selfie. If you know what I mean. I'm here for it, and please add me to the group chat. I'll be fam.

4:54James Maas Hannah Waddingham. Oh my god. She is so hot. Okay. So she's from Ted Lasso.

4:59James Maas She owns the football stadium. Remember her husband less... Left her. She's beautiful. She's blonde.

5:04James Maas She did a Christmas special, and she has said no to celebrity traitors. My lesbian friend loves her so much. If she's not a lesbian, I wanna tell my friend because she'll be really disappointed, and I love to disappoint everyone, especially when I've lost my vape. Okay. So, basically, she said no.

5:19James Maas She's got so many, she's too scared of being buried alive and, prefers red wine and Crisps. Crisps is so UK. But, yeah, she doesn't need to do that show yet. She's got roles coming up all the time. I think she did that one.

5:33James Maas It was like a action movie recently too. She's fine. We do not need celebrity traders to pay Hannah Waddingham's bills. So good for you, Hannah. Keep going, girl.

5:41James Maas Don't sell out too soon. Although we love celebrity traders. Kim Kardashian is bitching about Kanye and their co parenting situation. Ugh. Okay.

5:50James Maas So I'll tell you what happened. She's saying that she's never not worried about him and calls it a big burden. Well, that's not news to anyone. I mean, literally, can you imagine having a...

5:58Guest This is why you need to

5:59James Maas be so careful with who you have children with. Okay? You can date whoever you want, marry whoever you want, but having children with someone, I mean, that is more serious than marriage, more serious than anything. Obviously, there's a human life involved, but you have to deal with that person for the rest of your life no matter what. And, you know, you might get a cute kid out of it, but although...

6:19James Maas Anyway, I think that Kim Kardashian is a saint, and it's probably made her a lot better of a person because having to deal with someone with a severe mental illness... I mean, let's face it. Kanye is like... I mean, I can't even start. Honestly, like, you could put...

6:34James Maas I don't wanna get political, but you know who else I'm talking about. Like, honestly, Kanye... Ugh. No. I love Kim Kardashian, and I hope that she has the support around her that she needs because Kanye seems like a nightmare to have children with.

6:46James Maas And I'm glad she's calling him out on it. She should call him out on it. I'm sick of her covering for him. He is a nightmare. Down with Kanye.

6:54James Maas Kylie and Kendall strip down to lingerie while posing next to Santa Claus for sister Kim Kardashian steamy skims holiday campaign. Can someone show me this skims holiday campaign? I need to see it. I hope it's like their Christmas card. I love the Kardashian Christmas card.

7:07James Maas I live for it every year. I am so gay on this show. This is not living on my Instagram. That's for sure. Jesus Christ.

7:13James Maas Someone made fun of me yesterday because, like, a lot of my straight friends, they say, you're just pretending to be gay so you could see all the titties. Because then they hear my gay voice on Instagram. They're like, oh, no. Okay. Skims Christmas.

7:25James Maas Let's look. What do they look like? We're never gonna see it. Someone... Oh, okay.

7:30James Maas Oh my god. Okay. It's very, like... I'm not into it. Sorry.

7:36James Maas I'm into them. They are hot as hell, but I think that this sepia toned, like, washed out look is... They were going for that AI look that's popping right now that's nineties, but they turned the brown filter on a little bit too much, and it just looks like grandma's couch. But I love you, Kendall, Kylie, Kim. You're amazing.

7:52James Maas If you need some, help with your next campaign, I am available to CreativeDirect. But you'll have to find me after 09:00 in the Straw Hat Media studio where Jennifer Lawrence will be bringing me my smoothie. So Pink, these paparazzi photos just came out of Pink on the streets of New York looking like... She had, like, this wrap up on her head. She had a cute little dog in the thing, but she clearly is not expecting someone to be photographing her because she does look a little like.

8:16James Maas And I think it was so cute, though. Like, I immediately just think, fuck star. She's so cool. She's got no makeup on. She doesn't give a shit that she looks like shit.

8:22James Maas And that's what I thought immediately. And then everyone started ragging on it saying, oh, Kim... You know, Pink looks like hell. She responded with, what's everyone talking about? I look hot.

8:31James Maas You can tell that's the look I was going for too. Tongue in cheek, obviously, we love you, Pink. I went to this Pink show once down in Anaheim or something, and she was, like, the most impressive person I've seen in concert ever because she was upside down on a trapeze flying, like, I don't know, hundreds of meters in the air, and she was still singing live. I mean, there is no one like you, Pink. You could literally look like the bottom of my foot, and I would still think you were the most amazing.

8:56James Maas The Tom Brady circle of love continues. Okay. So we see him that he's dating Candace Swanepil. She's this amazing, gorgeous Victoria's Secret model. She launched, my friend's brand actually at the upside, Amazing Athleisure, and she's just a stunner.

9:10James Maas I've always known she was, like, one of the top ones out there. She's, like, on Giselle level. And so, basically, it just came out that he was previously dating her friend that's another Victoria's Secret model, and they just did the runway together. But now this other friend is getting shady. So she basically, said in the comment section that Summerhouse in response to a fan asking whether she had dated him before.

9:32James Maas So there's this love triangle going on where it seems like she's accusing Candace Swanepill of stealing Tom Brady from the girl that she was just dating. Very messy. And then when someone asked, are you guys not friends anymore because they weren't following each other? She came back with, I don't trust her, and all of this, like, really hot tea. So go Google that for yourself.

9:49James Maas We're out of time, but I am here for it, and more updates on that soon. I love Candace Wanappel, though, and Tom Brady together. Perfect. Please have another baby. Gorgeous.

9:57James Maas We need our next supermodel. Like, real legit ones. They would be stunning. With that said, everybody, this was your very first episode of The Daily Skinny, and let's not get too fat. We don't wanna go overtime because Ryan might murder me.

10:10James Maas But I'm so excited. Bye, guys. Have the best day. I'm gonna drink another 10 coffees, and I'll see you tomorrow morning.