Dax Shepard Shot His Shot at a Married Kate Hudson, plus JoJo's Diamonds

0:04James Maas Hey, guys. I'm your host, James Mars. It is Thursday, October 29. Here's the skinny. Jesse James Decker responds to Real Housewives of Nashville rumors.

0:13James Maas Oh, I would love her to be on. So she's with that guy. What's his name? Eric Decker? Is that his name?

0:18James Maas He's like this hot football player. I know nothing about balls. I mean, I know a lot about balls, but no. Not not this kind. He...

0:23James Maas I just always remember really resenting her because she's pretty and all, but, like, Eric Dekker, I hope I'm getting his name right, is so fucking hot. Like, literally the hottest guy you've ever met. He's getting a little bit older now, but I like him. Like, literally, he could be 80, and I would still hit. Anyway, she's been teasing.

0:40James Maas Andy Conn was teasing on Watch What Happens Live. Bravo hasn't announced the show. I'm saying I'm gonna put an early indicator, and I think, yes. She's a cool chick, and I'm sorry, but can you let me have him? Alright.

0:52James Maas Jojo Siora tries on diamonds and tells Chris Hughes this is the one. Okay. I saw this video. Maybe we could pull it up. She posts in the jewelry store, and she's got this ring on.

1:01James Maas I just still think she's a lesbian. Like, I really do. And I know she would probably say the same, but, like, it's all very performative. And being a dancer... And I know Abby Lee Miller really well, and I just feel like maybe I'm too close to it.

1:16James Maas To me, it reeks a publicity stunt all day every day. I don't know if she's touching that penis. Although I want her to because I like her. I think she's really pretty. She's very cringe at times, but we have to remember she's very young.

1:27James Maas But, yeah, I don't love their relationship. He's a bit of a, like, no one, but I guess because he was on Big Brother for five seconds and she needed some celebrity d. And being a lesbian at the time, not many people had their hand up. But this is gonna be great. If they do get married, sure.

1:41James Maas I'm here for it. And she has a legion of fans. She does not need me talking about her on the show. And Jojo, I love you just in case you wanna be friends. Alright.

1:49James Maas Dax Shepard recalls pursuing the then married Kate Hudson. Oh, this is a juicy one. Okay? Because I love Kate Hudson. She's apparently the coolest chick on the planet.

1:57James Maas I love her. Obviously, Goldiehorn's her mom. But, like, I love Dax Shepard for this. So she was married at the time, and he was still trying to hit. I mean, I know that's not, like, so kosher, but the fact that he was honest about it, I'm like, I just loved her too much.

2:11James Maas She was too cool. Like, I laid it all on the line. I think he even said I gave everything that I had to try and get her, like, you know, all the funniest lines I could bring out that were in my arsenal. I tried laying laying it on her, and he actually got her years later. And good on her for not just skipping straight out of the relationship she was in and doing a double crossover.

2:28James Maas See, she's so fucking cool. Kate Hudson, please be my friend. Meet Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow. Okay. Second ideal blunt rotation.

2:36James Maas Joanne McNally. This is interesting because you may not have heard of this one yet, but she has a Netflix special coming out. She actually got her start. I'll I'll say because it was the first time I discovered her on my friend Vogue Williams podcast. It's like the number two podcast in The UK.

2:48James Maas It's so funny. I would listen to it every day. She cohosts the podcast with it, and I was always like, where the fuck did you find this chick? She is so fucking funny. So if she's facing banishment on celebrity traders, this is the pic that's about to happen, producers get in there and rustle a few things up because Joanne needs to be on TV and stay on TV.

3:07James Maas She's literally so fucking funny. I love that she does it while being drunk the entire time. Hayden Panettiere's death ruled accidental as police closed the case. Hayden Panettiere, we went to the same rehab at the same time. Cliffside Malibu.

3:21James Maas Thank you, guys. I got it there just as she was leaving, so, obviously, I was pissed. I was like, damn it. But she also lived across the street from me, and she loved Moo Moo. So I love Hayden Panettiere.

3:31James Maas We weren't good friends or anything like that, but she always gave love to Moo. She was very nice. And I hate it because I feel like the men in her life let her down. And her bitch, mom. I mean, that fucking statement.

3:42James Maas Jesus. What a nightmare. No wonder these kids... We spend the rest of our lives undoing what our fucked up parents do to us. Sorry, mom, if you're listening.

3:49James Maas Not you. Not you. Other parents. I'm glad that it was ruled an accident, but I kind of like... I don't know.

3:53James Maas I just didn't like that guy that was around. No one did. Anyway, rest in peace, Hayden. You are an angel, and we love you. And hopefully, family continues to keep your legacy alive.

4:04James Maas Next, Paris Hilton fires back at narcissist jabs over a Halloween costume. So pull a picture up here or wherever it's gonna be. Okay? If I'm pointing in the wrong direction. She literally...

4:13James Maas Paris, that's why we love Paris. She's so extra. Extra. Literally, it's so funny because she's just, like, living in her own world. What do you want from this?

4:20James Maas They gave you a beautiful Beauty and the Beast look. She was the beauty, obviously, and the kids are just happy to be there. They're actually not. They don't even wanna be in the photo, but they chose the outfit. She came back with it.

4:31James Maas You should have seen some of the comments. I mean, people get a fucking life. Leave Paris alone. Leave Britney alone. Leave Paris alone.

4:38James Maas Get a life, literally. She looked fabulous, and it's Paris Hilton. Unfollow her if you don't like that shit. She's always gonna be the same. Selena and Demi reunite for a princess protection program rare beauty moment.

4:48James Maas Oh my god. I played this about three times. I wanna be transported back to a world where they were princesses and they needed protection. Anyway, it was fabulous. It looked like an old Disney show.

4:57James Maas It was so cute to see them together, and I read some stuff that was, like, Demi's statement on it, which was like, you know, we've always been really tight. Sometimes we go in and out of each other's lives, but it must be nice to have come up with someone that you can reconnect with again. You could tell. It was so cute. What a great idea.

5:13James Maas Selena is crushing it. Rare Beauty bringing it back to that iconic moment. They are tea, and the campaign is tea. And you know what? Get your billion, Selena.

5:23James Maas I love you. And I don't care about your vaping voice. I like it. And I've my vape in my pocket. This is officially the show where I try not to vape for ten minutes.

5:30James Maas So love you, Selena. I won't judge you if you keep vaping. Griselle Stouse and g flip. Okay. So they've broken up.

5:38Guest I have a pretty humbling update to share with you guys. G and I are no longer together.

5:45James Maas So, Grishell Grishell... God. They both have really shit names. G Flip and Grishell, god, really lucked out in the name department. But Grishell did not luck out in the looks department, which is like, so interesting to me that they were even a couple in the first place.

5:57James Maas I mean, who would have thought she was a lesbian? One, she's so lipstick and gorge. I would might even turn straight for her. She's so gorge. And then also, I'm sorry.

6:05James Maas I don't know if I'm just hating on the Australians right now, g flip, where the fuck did that come from? Like, were so not in the same league, but, you know, gays hate the lesbians. No. Just kidding. Alright.

6:14James Maas So... But, seriously, the video was a little cringe in the beginning, but then I think Rachelle really was... Although she's an actress. I mean, I was gonna say it's some of her best work. If she's not sad, then she's a great actress.

6:24James Maas Because this was kind of sad. It tugged on the heartstrings a little bit. And now they're... You know, rather than putting out a statement, they did a video. I just don't know because it says that g flip broke up with Richel.

6:35James Maas I mean, if you've seen the picture of these two... Pull it up. She broke up with this bombshell. Either Grishell is a nightmare or g flip has drunk too much Kool Aid. I don't know.

6:46James Maas I mean, maybe it was a publicity thing and maybe she's gonna go back to the dick, which is what I'm hoping actually because she could get some really hot dick. I'm allowed to say it. I'm a gay guy. Okay? It's all tongue in cheek here.

6:57James Maas Anyway, Rochelle, I want you to go back on Selling Sunset or do some other things that aren't Lifetime movies because I'm not watching your Lifetime movies. K, honey? But I really like you. And g flip, I don't know much about you, but we'll be friends later. Amanda Batula exits In The City after a decade on Bravo.

7:13James Maas She's been on there for a decade. What was she doing before? Oh my god. But you have to pull up this picture in case it's on the reality report. They really did her dirty.

7:22James Maas This does not even look like her. Like, she must have taken a bunch of Ozempic and then got, like, an arm tuck and stuff like that. She's got those Kanteen arms. Anyway, so now she has decided to exit. So she's famously the one part of the summerhouse drama where, she stole her friend's boyfriend.

7:37James Maas She didn't really steal him. You know the story and how that all goes. And then Wes, why the fuck? So, apparently, she has a new boyfriend, and they won't let her film with him. But I feel like that she was just too hated.

7:48James Maas Like, honestly, I think it went too far in the other direction. It was like that girl, Raquel. She had to get off the fucking show. It's too intense. If you're being that hated every single day...

7:56James Maas And Wes was such a gross, like, why? Mean, look. They're all a bit toolley, but, like, this was a weird situation where you could just see. It was like, this guy is not going to be with you. Why are you backing him and trying to double down on this?

8:07James Maas So, anyway, now she's backing out. She'd probably take a year off, I would say. Like, take a season off and then come back. Mark my words. That's what's gonna happen.

8:14James Maas So JT Firstman, the guy with its all, like, rugged beard looking. Jordan Firstman. JT Firstman on Instagram. Okay. So he is so hot, and he has that song.

8:22James Maas I wanna see my friend's dicks out of the bar. I just thought it was so cool because he's so, like... I... He iconically said as well, he only wants to fuck ugly people because he doesn't wanna have to think about it that much. Like, he doesn't like fucking hot people because it's too much work, like, thinking about, like, you know, how trying to look good and position yourself.

8:39James Maas And I was like, that is so awesome. So I have a chance. Anyway, he came out and said that he actually helped his sister and her wife achieve their family dreams. He donated his sperm to his sister's wife so they could have a baby. So In Touch quoted him saying, total no brainer.

8:56James Maas The baby was born on my last day of production. Very emotional, very hard to process because he has his directorial debut at the moment doing a movie called Club Kid. Anyway, but JT Firstman can get it. I fucking want him so bad. He probably wouldn't have me because he's, like, so rugged and hot, but he's so my type.

9:12James Maas And I love that he's gay and she's lesbian. Anyway... And I love that he's getting so much attention because he's a cool guy. I could listen to him talk all day. And that song, I wanna see my friends do.

9:19James Maas Because it had, like, Harry Dowsley and stuff in it. It was a really cool video. I know your fucking birth chart. Alright, guys. That's it for me.

9:30James Maas Make sure you go and subscribe and talk to me on there. YouTube, the main place. Okay. Right? So get on there.

9:35James Maas Write me some comments and shit because, like, I wanna kiki it up. Also, let's chime in with, like, what we should call ourselves. Because I was thinking, like, maybe the skinny crew, but I don't want it to be problematic because I love fat people too. Alright. Well, listen.

9:47James Maas That's it for me. I wish I could stay all day. I love you guys. Bye.