Tyra Banks Splits After Seven Years, plus Chris Hemsworth’s Cars Vanish

0:00James Maas Oh, no. Fuck. This is the top thing that's in there. Welcome back. It's Friday, November 13.

0:10James Maas Oh, it's Black Friday. Is it Black Friday? Oh, okay. Well, I'm your host, James Mars, and here's the skinny. Number one, Tyra Banks splits from her boyfriend of seven years and is already dating again.

0:22James Maas Go, you good thing, Tyra. She never ages. It's that giant forehead. You know? She keeps all her secrets in there.

0:28James Maas And youth. But she has confirmed she split from her boyfriend of seven years, businessman Lewis Bellingham Martin. Oh, I bet he's rich. That sounds like a rich name. Bellingham Martin.

0:39James Maas Call me call me Lewis. Okay. She also... So he was 52. Okay.

0:43James Maas Definitely rich. And reportedly already dating again. Oh, no. This is her. She's 52?

0:48James Maas What the fuck, Tyra? I told you. She's sucking the youth out of babies or something. But she said, to put it bluntly, I was over it. I I have no idea.

0:56James Maas No. But I am dating. It's nice to be single. It's been a lot. Well, that's good for you, girl.

1:00James Maas You gotta move on. In seven years, you get the itch at seven years. I got a divorce at seven years, and we're still friends, but, you know, it's a thing. Number two, knife wielding masked men steal three of Chris Hemsworth's cars. Oh my god.

1:14James Maas My own Australian Chris Hemsworth. Oh, I met him when he used to be on this soap opera called Home and Away in Australia. Was he on it, or was this his brother? No. It was definitely him.

1:22James Maas It was Chris. And he was dating Isabelle Lucas at the time. She was in Transformers, and they were cute. They're in the back of their car. He was picking, like, a little needle out of her foot that she'd stepped on, and then we we just got to chatting.

1:33James Maas You know what's even creepier? I actually knew they were shooting that day, and not for them specifically. It's just like there's this one beach called Palm Beach in Australia where they shoot every whatever season they're doing. And I was like, I'm gonna pop over and have a look what what they're up to. So four men in balaclavas reportedly broke into Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataki's estate south of Byron Bay and stole three cars.

1:52James Maas Byron Bay is gorgeous. Elsa woke up at 2AM to barking dogs, went back to sleep, then saw on the security footage two men appeared to carry knives. That's so fucking scary. What the fuck? Oh my god.

2:02James Maas Okay. So they took a... Here's some cars that... Well, I'm not gonna know what are. A Ford Raptor, maybe, but Ram and a BYD, whatever.

2:09James Maas They left the keys inside because Byron Bay is very safe. People leave their doors open and go to the shops, and it's like, you know, you're up in the mountains. So that's crazy, but someone must have found out where he lived. No one was hurt. People are investigating.

2:21James Maas But, like, after that stuff, I was rubbed once at knifepoint. You sleep with a knife under your pillow for, like, the next two years, so I feel really bad for them. I am so sorry. Number three, Aspin Ovard reveals ten years secret that ended her marriage. Okay.

2:34James Maas Aspin Ovard, don't know who you are, but let's hear her out. Okay? Long awaited ten years secret behind her divorce from Parker Ferris on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Oh, it's the new Orange County. That's why.

2:44James Maas Okay. So this is in the premiere. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. I'm very excited for this show. But, basically, she thought they had agreed to no drinking, no smoking, but learned he wasn't being truthful and called it literally earth shattering.

2:55James Maas Now seeing him talk about it and then seeing me cry about it maybe will give, like, some perspective. It's literally earth shattering that he was having a cigarette. Like, what was he doing? Smoking crack? Again, he's smoking cigarettes.

3:09James Maas They stink, I guess, these days. I'll have a ciggy every now and then, but no. No. No. No.

3:14James Maas And, basically, she's... Her dad struggled with alcoholism. So did mine, but I'm not breaking up with people just because they have a drink. Jesus. Like, get them to use a little mouthwash and come back in.

3:23James Maas Maybe it's the Mormon thing. You know? That's not great, and they do really frown upon that. But I'm really excited to get into this show. What are you all thinking of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives in OC?

3:32James Maas Let me know in the comments. Number four, kindergarten cop child star Christian Cousins dies at 43. This is sad. I remember kindergarten cop. No.

3:41James Maas Actually, I'm too young. Don't remember the show, but I feel really bad for him. He'd been very sick with liver disease. Rest easy, Christian. Number five, Wendy Williams was spotted out doing a little dance as she celebrated Veterans Day in a dark green camo outfit.

3:54James Maas Happy. She was she was really enjoying herself. Okay? And you know what it got me thinking? I love Wendy Williams.

4:05James Maas I remember her being like, how you doing? And she was always really shady, but, like, everyone loved her. They had to because she was so successful and, like, she had a big audience because she was very real. But I love her so much, and it was so sad to see that she could hardly talk anymore. Like, you know, was just, like, really fragmented.

4:20James Maas I had a friend of mine that happened to, Tatum O'Neil. I used to live with her. She won an Academy Award. She's the youngest person to ever win an Academy Award. Love you, Tatum.

4:28James Maas I need to go visit her. She looks really good, and it got me thinking, wonder if her brain's coming back. Like, can that happen? I know she had, like, a wet brain, but, like, can't... I would love it if she would, like, start...

4:36James Maas She looks really coherent, really fun, really smiley, and her eyes didn't even look that bulgy. So, like, I really want her to be back. I love her. I think she's really fun and real, and we enjoy that. You know?

4:47James Maas She needs to be back for us. I don't want that to be the end of Wendy Williams. But, anyway, I'm glad you're looking well and feeling well, Wendy. Number six, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes plot TV takeover as the next Kelly and Mark. Oh my god.

5:01James Maas That's ambitious, but I love it because they both used to be on... It was either Today or Sunrise or whatever. And they famously ended up sleeping with each other as coworkers and cheating on their spouses, but then their spouses got together, and they just got married. All of them now are married. Like, that is the best cheating story ever.

5:16James Maas Like, everyone just gets what they want in the end, and it's like, well, no harm, no foul. And now they are like, oh, we both love being on TV. We got fired for it, which is... I guess when you're a family network and everyone's, like, invested you as a person, cheating is a little bad. But when you are on TV as, like, I'm your morning person to trust for your news, like, you don't wanna be untrustworthy.

5:36James Maas But I love it. I want them to have a second acting. Everyone got what they want. So, like, please come back. They're such a hot couple too.

5:42James Maas I love them. And I don't know if it's gonna be good for their relationship, though. That's the thing. Because, I mean, Kelly Ripa and Mark. Right?

5:52James Maas Yeah. They seem alright. I don't know why. I sense tension there all the time, but I love them and I wanna be their friend. More Kellys than anything.

5:57James Maas I think she's really fun, but Mark can get it. Number seven, Sarah Paulson explains why she'll never marry Holland Taylor. Oh my gosh. Seriously, I love Holland Taylor. She's a class act.

6:10James Maas They do have a big age difference. Sarah Paulson is awesome. I can't believe this has lasted as long as it has. She obviously just looks up to her and, like, loves her, and she is beautiful for an older woman. She's like, who's that lady that's like, the hills are alive?

6:23James Maas That's what she's like. Wait. Is that actually her? I don't know. Someone will let us know.

6:26James Maas But, basically, she said on dear Chelsea, which is Chelsea Handler's podcast, I won't be marrying Holland, her partner since 2015. I'm happy that I haven't been married. The stoneness, it gives me, oh, the stoneness of it gives me the heebie jeebies. Still, she insisted, the bond is real. The bond, the connectivity I have with Holland, I feel married to her.

6:48James Maas Well, that's great. You don't need a piece of paper, honey. Anyway, they're really cute. Love them. Love that lesbian couple.

6:53James Maas They're awesome. Oh, do we have any lesbians that listen to this show? Please get into the comment section. I really wanna know. I love you.

7:00James Maas Number eight, Bachelor Nation's Joe Amarblay worried about first MRI after brain surgery. Oh my god. This is grocery store Joe. He's so sweet and cute, and I wanted him to be gay so bad. And then I could just nurse him through this right now.

7:14James Maas You know? Like, he's a little worried, and I could be there for him. And he owns grocery stores, so he's got money too. Recalling recovery says, if I sat down too aggressively, I would hear movement in my brain. Oh god.

7:25James Maas That's so scary. They're removing a tumor. He trained for the New York City Marathon to give himself control back. So he... They removed it already.

7:32James Maas Sorry. Look. Best wishes to you, honey. I want you to get well so we can be together finally if you decide to jump the fence. Number nine, Bella Hadid's dad goes off on influencer compared to his daughter.

7:45James Maas I mean, I read this, and I was like, ew, yuck, old dads. Get out of the fucking girl's comments. These are the daughters, like, having a good time. Plus, you don't wanna pull down another woman to bring your daughter up. Okay?

7:54James Maas She doesn't need that. She's Bella Hadid. And, also, he went on this online tirade against Insta for comparing an influencer to his daughter. It's fine. People make comparisons all the time.

8:05James Maas Get over it. And, also, put your phone down, honey. But the influencer Ken got compared to Bella after she dyed her hair blonde, and In style posted a clip of Ken walking through its cafeteria. Oh, my name. That clip is what set off Bella's dad who reportedly busted the magazine online.

8:22James Maas Get over it. Why, first of all, are you on In style magazine trying to rag on this girl? It's just so unnecessary. Listen. You are Mohammed, and you have a giant, fabulous mansion, and everyone wants you.

8:32James Maas Plus, you look good. Yep. You look good. So leave her alone. She can fight her own battles.

8:36James Maas K? She's awesome. And good job putting those genetics together because she is a hot tea. Hot tea. Number 10, Bunny x o wants a giant poster back from ex Jelly Rolls bar.

8:47James Maas Who gives a shit? A massive pin up poster of Bunny x o that hung above the bar at Jelly Rolls Goodnight Nashville was loaded onto a truck and driven away. Bunny lip synced 50¢, why am I in it? And wrote, you won't even offer it. Who...

9:00James Maas Oh, this is kind of fun, though. I wanna play that clip. If you have this clip, please play it. It's so fun. Then woke up.

9:06James Maas I looked at the computer. The computer say... Floyd say, T. I. Fifty.

9:12James Maas I'm like, what is he me for? Okay. Jelly Roll hasn't commented. Yeah. Of course, he's busy being jelly roll.

9:17James Maas You're just bunny x o. We don't even know what that is. What is it? A kiss o bunny... A kiss and a hug of a bunny?

9:22James Maas So fun. Alright, guys. Well, listen. I was a little bit sick today, but we actually had fun anyway. We did have fun.

9:28James Maas And I love you all, and this is so fun. And I can't wait to keep growing this show with you, and I want you to have a great weekend. And I'm gonna see you on Monday feeling so fresh, so clean, and sexy, and yum. Alright. See you then.

9:40James Maas Bye.