Kylie Jenner Sued by a Housekeeper, plus Kris Plays Matchmaker

0:00James Maas Gee, oh fuck, let me start again. Welcome back, it's Wednesday November 11, I'm your host James Mars, here's the skinny. Mindy Kaling's weight loss, she looks unrecognizable they say. I think she looks like a bombshell. We have to pull this picture up.

0:19James Maas She looks so amazing. I'm so happy when people are happy with their bodies. But I do think that... I mean, she's definitely on the Ozempic or the... What am I on?

0:27James Maas Tirzepatide. Right? I think it is the biggest modern breakthrough in medical history. Right? I think it's great for people.

0:34James Maas Okay? So if they're feeling unwell or, like, the amount of medical issues they'll have later to fix, I think it kinda outweighs it. Do know what I mean? I feel like people should do what they want. She looks gorgeous.

0:46James Maas And go you good thing Mindy Kaling. She looks gorgeous. And you know what? Her skin is always the same. She looks the same as when she first started.

0:52James Maas Do you agree? Mormon wives Miranda Hope Biles were divorced from that hot husband of hers. She was the original one from the swinging scandal. Right? So she used to have sex with Taylor Brinkley Paul and her husband, and then I wonder if their husbands ever touched dicks.

1:06James Maas Anyway, feel really bad for you, though. Actually, don't because these guys are all a little bit... I feel like the women are outgrowing the guys. Right? Miranda Hope can get it.

1:14James Maas She's so fucking hot. They're all coming out of their shell, coming into their own, and now they're really famous. So this is gonna happen. They need to they need to level up their men as they level themselves up. So go, you good thing Miranda Hope.

1:27James Maas Alex Earle is getting in on the Sofia Franklin and Alex Cooper action. Okay. So you know Sofia Franklin just did that tell all book about Alex Cooper who she started Call Her Daddy With. Right? Now we have Alex Earle getting in on the tee because she was signed to Unwell Network, which is Alex Cooper's network, and then they had that famous falling out where we were all like, Alex with an e x is fighting with Alex with an I x.

1:48James Maas Now Alex with an I x has her own Netflix show, she left Unwell, and she was, like, throwing subtle hints. Anyway, so Alex Earle had just posted a photo of her saying there's a first time for everything reading Sofia Franklin's book, which just means she's taking Sofia Franklin's side. Right? And so she was, like, famously, I guess, jilted allegedly by Alex Cooper. And she also famously said on her Netflix show that she's never read a book before.

2:13James Maas So she captioned it, there's a first time for everything. Go, Alex Earl. Getting him on the shade. I'm so sorry, but I am a little bit team Alex Cooper. I think she's a ruthless bitch that works really hard, and I kinda love her.

2:25James Maas I know there's a lot of reports that come out about her being a little bit of a bitch, but I know people that work unwell, and they love her, and they think that she's great, and she's just really driven. Alabama Barker's friends are thieves. Can you believe this? This poor girl. Someone called her up the other day.

2:40James Maas Okay. Alabama Barker is Travis Barker's daughter, and she's also the stepdaughter of Kourtney Kardashian. Right? And so, basically, she's got these friends over, and they've stolen some stuff, like $20,000 jeans from her. She didn't realize, but someone had called her and said, hey.

2:55James Maas All of your stuff is... This guy is reselling. And she's like, what friends? Like, what stuff? And then she showed them a video, and it was literally her stuff.

3:03James Maas Anyway, sad for her, though, because she thinks that they're friends, like, legitimately. And then it turns out that... I love that she didn't notice that they were missing, though. If I had $20,000 jeans, I would notice right away. I'd be, like, kissing them every morning, making sure they're tucked in, giving them a little bit of a, like, you know, little bit of starch.

3:18James Maas Anyway, so I feel bad. It was a $130,000 worth of stuff stolen. I mean, that just sucks, it makes you feel really insecure and just, like, kind of a little bit scared of who you're having around, but maybe she needed this wake up call, to be honest. Trisha Paytas wants in on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh my god.

3:36James Maas Her tagline is so iconic. So ready. Listen to this. She says, some bitches may call me fake and they're right. I Trisha Paytas.

3:44James Maas She's so awesome. She is really awesome, and she would... I think she's too good for the show at this point. She's actively booked and busy and working. So, I mean, I guess she sees the value in the show, but, like...

3:54James Maas Or maybe she just said it because she was on Watch What Happens Live and it's fun. But, like, yes, please.

3:59Guest Because I'm ready to join Beverly Hills, I'm... I feel like I'm age appropriate now, and, you know, and I I I like Costco shrimp. I don't have popcorn ceilings. Sign me up.

4:07James Maas Do they all love Costco shrimp? Anyway, I think she'd be amazing. She'd be messy because remember she started her YouTube channel from trolling people and, like, being mean. So I know she wants to put that behind her. It feels like a step backwards, Trisha.

4:19James Maas I want you to think this through. Okay, honey? They need you. You do not need them. But I'm here for it.

4:25James Maas I wanna see you on my TV right now. And, yeah, she's so fun. Gen z fueling tobacco sales. They think it's sexy and fun, and I have to agree. I am so sorry.

4:36James Maas This is a controversial take, and I don't want anyone to take up smoking, but I went to a finishing school. It's, like, the place where they teach you how to, like, hold your knife and fork and blah blah blah, like, all this stuff to, like, make you proper. And it was this model from, like, the eighties. Was, like, the most famous model in Australia. And she...

4:51James Maas I used to smoke cigarettes outside, and then she'd be like, oh, fabulous looking at me across the street doing these gestures going, I hate that you smoke, but it looks so fabulous. Anyway, I'm not condoning smoking. It's disgusting and it stinks. It actually stinks. If you don't start, then you won't need it.

5:05James Maas Okay? So just don't fucking do it, and you'll be disgusting, and then you get wrinkly lips too. Ugh. Kris Jenner is trying to set up Khloe and Scott. This is so incestuous.

5:15James Maas I'm not here for it. Also, because I think Chloe can do better. Okay? Allegedly, Scott has a really big problem with, you know, substances. She's been through that before.

5:25James Maas Have we not learned from Lamar Odom? Mom, stop trying to do that. So she was saying, Scott's lonely. Chloe's lonely. I mean, the people on the street outside right now are lonely too.

5:34James Maas I don't... You know, get me... I'm not fucking them. Like, seriously, this is not a good look for Kris Jenner. They're saying maybe it's a publicity stunt to boost up the ratings again on keeping up.

5:45James Maas So I hope that that's what it is because they always had, like, a weird sexual vibe, though. It's too weird because his sister's already been with him for a long time because I want Khloe to do the best out of all of them. I love Khloe money. She is the fucking best, and she deserves the best. Love you, Khloe.

6:03James Maas Kylie Jenner sued by housekeeper who claims she was locked in a closet. Same girl. I was locked in the closet for years. It was me that locked me in there, though. Okay.

6:11James Maas I'm so sorry to this housekeeper. Okay. This is the seventh claim that's come out about Kylie Jenner. I met her once, and she's fabulous and nice. And I hate this, like, to think this is real, but now that seven housekeepers are all claiming that she's, like, a torturous bitch, it's really not giving anything nice.

6:27James Maas So she was locked in a closet over an hour, dog bite, pepper spray. Shit. Kylie is a fucking nightmare if this is true. Allegedly, Kylie is a fucking nightmare. What the fuck, Kylie?

6:37James Maas It's like she just gets bored all day or if she's having a bad day or if boys don't like her, she's just like, fuck you, bitch. I'm gonna pepper spray you little cow. She's also alleging she was paid $40 an hour and had a wrongful firing over wage complaints. So she's like, I want a little bit more money. Oh, this...

6:53James Maas You know what? We have to keep very equal about this because Kylie is very rich now, and then people assume that you wanna pay them more just because you're rich. $40 an hour is not bad at all. So then her wanting more money because Kylie's doing well and then not getting that, this could happen repeatedly. So let's give Kylie the benefit of the doubt here.

7:15James Maas I mean, I just don't see her being, like, pepper spraying. She has too much to lose. Like, even if you're absolutely nuts, you'd have to be fucking lunatic to pepper spray someone and, like, let your dog bite them and stuff. Anyway, so let's keep updated on that story, but I feel like I'm on both sides at this point. I don't wanna say it didn't happen, but I can see how maybe she just keeps getting people thinking that they're gonna ride the Kylie train, gravy train.

7:42James Maas Halle Berry's ex Oliver Martinez wants more child support. Oh my god. This guy fucking sucks. Turns her son against her, then goes and sues her and tries to get a restraining order. That doesn't come through.

7:55James Maas She's looking like a crazy person in the press, and now he's saying he wants more money to look after his own kid from her. Sure. The teen lives with him. Her time is down to 18%, so he wants more money to look after the kid. You just asked for the kid for all of that time, and now you wanted to pay you to look after the kid for more time.

8:13James Maas I mean, I just don't get it. And why isn't he working at all? It's not like she has such a big career that she's working every day either. And he was supposed to be a big star at the time, so I don't understand. Also, like, you might wanna be a bit nicer to her if you want all this money.

8:26James Maas Although, that's not gonna help. Now, Hallie, I feel for you, girl. Shit. These people are always in the... So messy lately.

8:32James Maas I would hate that. You really gotta be careful here you have kids with people. You gotta. Chris Brown and Usher canceled their Miami and LA show. Okay.

8:41James Maas This sucks. One, because Chris Brown, we still haven't forgiven him for Rihanna. I'm sorry. I know that you want people to get over it. It's just that he doesn't do himself any favors out there either, I feel like.

8:52James Maas He's just always a little bit, a little bit dirty, a little bit, And now he's fighting with Usher. I mean, Usher is the greatest of all time. He's slutty and cheats on everyone, but, like, that's him. You know? Now you know what you're getting into.

9:03James Maas Chris Brown, you never know what you get with that one. And it's a shame because he's so talented. He literally is so talented. Remember how well he can dance and how well he can sing? That was so heartbreaking.

9:12James Maas Heartbreaking. All these guys end end up really breaking our hearts out there. They're so fun and interesting and talented, and then you find out they're just canceling your shows in Miami and LA. But a lot more than that too. You know?

9:24James Maas I feel like they've been on tour for a really long time, so maybe they're just getting over each other. But, also, I don't know. Choose The Room. Everyone's gonna choose Usher's side in this. He's Usher.

9:34James Maas Usher. Anyway, that's all the time we have for today, guys. Sorry. We got in a bit late. We're a little bit frazzled, but I got my macho now.

9:42James Maas I'm going up to shoot a day of content up in Bel Air, and we're gonna have fun. Okay? So listen. Tell us what you want. Like, in the comment section on YouTube, I always read.

9:51James Maas So let me know. Do you want longer episodes, shorter episodes? Do you want guests? And, also, do you want us to remove the ding? Someone requested to remove the ding out of the audio episode, and we're gonna do it.

10:02James Maas So here you go. Bob's your uncle. Tell me what to do, I'll dance upside down. Bye, guys.