Kris Jenner Is Corey Gamble’s Little Wife? Plus Jen Affleck’s Receipts

0:00James Maas Fucking hell. What is wrong with me today? Okay. I'm gonna start again. Welcome back.

0:08James Maas It's your host, James Mars, and it is Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Shut the up, James. Anyway, here's the skinny.

0:18James Maas Woo. Jen Affleck drops receipts after Zach claims amicable split. Oh my god. Jen Affleck, you don't even need to tell us this one. We know he's a douche ebag.

0:27James Maas We covered this yesterday. K? But since then and her... With the divorce reveal and the papers, he said that he didn't realize until he found it on TMZ. Anyway, she started posting receipts being like, okay.

0:39James Maas So it was this one video saying he never, supported her. And, basically, it was a video of her trying to make a TikTok, and he was calling out her saggy tits in the background. She'd just given birth. She also had postpartum, and then this guy just wants to keep her down. I am sick of these TikTok men.

0:56James Maas I'm so sick of it. I was for you not my home. Anyway, so they get back into it over the divorce, and then his... He fired back with something else, like, saying this is unacceptable. Yada yada.

1:12James Maas We've heard it all before, dude. You're a weirdo. Get off our screens. Okay? Get some help.

1:16James Maas And also, why don't you lift yourself up instead of pushing women down? Chandler's mom, Morgan Fairchild, joins OnlyFans at 76. Look at all these old baddies getting on OnlyFans now. I am so happy for them. And, honestly, with the reports that people are making bank every single day that are like, you know, I just love this because, like, honestly, we're looking hotter older now.

1:35James Maas And then also, like, there's someone for everyone. And all of her fans when she was like... She's been on a bunch of stuff. Okay? But she was also most notably, to this generation as Chandler's mom on Friends.

1:47James Maas Anyway, so she said she's mainly just being goofy and showing her science nerd side. Sure, bitch. We know you got your feet on there, and we love that for you. Sell those fucking feet. We'd love that.

1:57James Maas Literally, if anyone wanted to see mine, I would have dropped the link tomorrow. I'll be like, oh my god. Yes. Here's my wiener. Please take a look at it, but I just don't think there'd be enough demand for the embarrassment.

2:07James Maas Corey Gamble calls Kris Jenner his little wife. Secret wedding? I think they might have got married in secret. Although, do you think they do anything in secret? I'm not buying that.

2:17James Maas And let me tell you, I love this relationship. I didn't in the beginning... Listen. I was never judging it because I was like, shit. Like a tall, dark, handsome, yes, probably got a big d.

2:26James Maas And she has had a run. I mean, she had to be a flight attendant. And then she has raised these children. Oh, she tried her own talk show once. She has fought tooth and nail for everything she has, and now she's got that boss bitch energy that Corey Gamble obviously loves.

2:41James Maas And he's a lot younger than her, and I love it. And who cares that she gets to be the daddy in the relationship? He's hot, tall, dark, handsome, has a big wiener, and... Well, alleged ly has a big wiener, but we know. And I love this for her.

2:55James Maas I hope that when she gets married, she does it bigger than all of the daughters and steals Courtney and Kim's Italian theme. Carissa Shannon confirms Hefner's disgusting twin demand. This is so gross. Okay. So she's backing Crystal Harris.

3:08James Maas We call her Crystal Harris now. Hey, Crystal. Okay. So basically saying that Hugh Hefner tried to force her and her sister to be intimate. This is so gross.

3:17James Maas You know what I thought about this first off, though? I mean, isn't that what, like, most straight guys do? I mean, I'm asking. Honestly, put it in the comment section. But, like, it is kind of disgusting that...

3:26James Maas I mean, this is sisters. Like, I just don't get it. Why do guys have to be... Are they so bored with just doing the vagina? Like, why do they need other people to do it with their sisters and, like, bring in all these other weird objects and stuff?

3:37James Maas I don't wanna yuck someone's yum, but the sister thing is going too far. Hates it. Get rid of it. Julia Stiles and Ezra Sosa. They got matching tattoos.

3:47James Maas K. So we've been following them. We love them. Let's pull up a clip. So, basically, they got matching tattoos.

3:53James Maas There's Julia on Ezra's Instagram story offering up her right arm for some new ink. And they put a star for every night that they got to dance together. I love them. Not only because I'm secretly trying to see that Ezra Sosa should be mine, and I love him, but also just because, like, what a beautiful partnership and to go through something like that together, which is probably gonna be the resurgence of her career. Quote me on that, honey.

4:16James Maas Met Gala's everyday 2027 theme gets roasted after Galliano exit. Why did he leave? Where are you, John Galliano? Anyway, maybe when they came up with this theme, he decided to leave because it's extraordinary fashion and the poetics of the everyday. I mean, what?

4:32James Maas They're supposed to dress like normal people. Critics are saying the richest people alive playing dress up as the rest of us. I mean, what are they gonna be rocking? Like, feeler tracksuits and shit? I don't get it.

4:42James Maas Fashion and the poetics of the everyday. So they're just like, what would I wear then? I guess I would just wear my same white t shirt with a pair of jeans. This is gonna be so boring. I'm interested to see what the interpretation will be of these stars that really wanna, like, show out.

4:57James Maas You know? Jax Taylor is ragging on Britney Cartwright. Leave Britney alone. This time, Britney Cartwright. Britney Cartwright is...

5:05James Maas She was with him on Vanderpump Rules. Jax Taylor famously recently pretended to be in a smart water campaign. This is probably why he needs $17,000 a month in support from Britney. He's alleging that she has labeled him as an abuser and that he lost out on a role on special forces and claims a carp deodorant declined to extend his partnership because of it. It might have been because he slept with his publicist that was her friend and then started staging Smartwater campaigns.

5:35James Maas I mean, that is so random. Smartwater even came out and said this is not a campaign for us. I don't think that Britney needs to go out there trying to trash you, Jax. You do a great job of making yourself look bad. Jeez.

5:46James Maas I cannot believe she's making money like that. Like, $17,000 a month in spousal support. Wow. Go, Britney. Well, you know why?

5:54James Maas She's also very... She's like that southern belle kind of situation, and she's, you know, she's a little bit more of a fuller figure. So she's very relatable. She's nice. She's fun.

6:06James Maas And you know what? I hope that she continues to thrive. Go, Britney. Lamar caught in a circle jerk. Oh my god.

6:14James Maas Invite me next time, Lamar. But... No. Okay. So this is Chloe revealing that she caught Lamar Odom in a 20 person sex scene with her mom.

6:24James Maas Why would you fuck this up, Lamar? I've got a hoodie. I've got glasses. I've got gloves. But I've a glass chair.

6:31James Maas I even added a backpack. Was like, we're gonna get up. Anyway, so what happens is she barges in, finds him in the hotel room. He's in a 20 person circle jerk. Your mother-in-law's there.

6:41James Maas Your wife's there. And rather than be shocked, they just run-in. Kris Jenner starts grabbing the trash bins, cleaning up the drugs quickly, wiping it off the table, wiping it off the table. And then the rest of the people there, Chloe starts punching on with. She's just going around going, get the fuck out.

6:55James Maas Get the fuck out. I'm, like, punching on with everyone. I mean, this sounds like the most messy circle joke I've ever been to, and that's saying something. But, also, I don't go to circle jerks. I I want to.

7:07James Maas I just don't get invited. But, also, I think Lamar's a sweetheart. I think he's just gone down so many wrong paths, and he has so many weirdos in his ear. And it's just like this poor guy. Anyway, poor Chloe, though.

7:21James Maas I mean, she comes first because she literally was a legend to him. Best wife ever. And, honestly, yeah, fucking up a family like that when they have your back that hard, that is ride or die shit. I cannot believe it. I love you, Chloe, and love you, Chris.

7:35James Maas Love is blind season eleven's only married couple files for divorce. Okay. So are they blind on this show or I honestly have never watched love is blind. They each can't other. They're not really blind, though, guys.

7:49James Maas Okay. Everyone loves this show. This is gonna be like, I'm gonna get trolled about this. Anyway, love is blind season 11. John and Sarah, they're divorcing.

7:56James Maas Okay? Irretrievable breakdown per TMZ. Nick Lachey asked, did you cheat on your wife? Wait. Is this happening right now and then there's a reunion happening?

8:06James Maas What are these people doing? Do I need to watch Love Is Blind? Can everyone tell me in the comment section? And then also, are we here for it or not? Okay?

8:14James Maas What are they doing? And, like, they're on a dating show. How many people do you actually expect to last? If you go through every dating show out there and then give me the stats on who actually was married and stayed together, I think it's, like, three people at this point, and there's a new show every day. So do the math, honey.

8:29James Maas But I'm here for it, and they'll get their day in the sun. Divorce is such a hot topic. John and Sarah, I hope that the next time that you get into a relationship with someone, you can take a look first. Courtney shuts down Travis Barker breakup rumors. Okay.

8:41James Maas So basically, there was a TikTok out there saying that they were breaking up. Her response was, tell them to print it when she got requests for comments. The magazine is saying that you and Travis don't live together anymore and you are splitting up. I go, tell them to print it. Just see what happens.

8:57James Maas They're renovating their whole blended family home at the moment. So no breakup news there. You know what? They are so cringe, though. Them with their making out and, like, so self involved and, like, ugh.

9:08James Maas She's just my least favorite. Okay? She used to be really fun too, so she's probably just having a moment. I think she's bored. Like, she has this blended family.

9:15James Maas It's all like that, but it's it's giving least favorite. I'm sorry, Courtney. I mean, not that you care what I think, but, like, honestly, it's just so cringe. It's always this... If I had friends, okay, just in the real world, let's just say.

9:28James Maas In the real world, I'm out there and I have friends that are that much PDA in front of me twenty four seven and, like, and then, like, holding hands and being like, like, I would just be like, can you fuck off? I can only see each of you individually. Like, I never wanna see them together. But, like, stay together. I'm happy for your family, and that's really sweet.

9:46James Maas Sorry to be a see you next Tuesday, but guess what? I'm gonna see you next Monday because that's all the time we have for today. Have the best weekend, guys. I love you guys. Did you see our numbers?

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10:08James Maas Let's just ignore all of the haters in the background. And, yes, I see it all, but we are taking the high road. And that's all from me, guys. Bye.